Two words: Clusterflubber and Chaos. I don't know if I'll put up a review or if I should chanel my energy for more productive stuff.
Here are the pics of the swag. Yes, I was one of the lucky ones who managed to get my hands on one.
Inside: Finisher's cert, finisher's medal, finisher's tee, Banana Boat voucher (which expires at the end of the month; yes, WTH?!), battery charger, Tampax (yes, you can roll your eyes or open them wide here), men's shaver.